Pervertables


i’m really conscious of money. All the time. So i love the idea of something being made into a toy from cheap items. Thus, we enter the Pervertables. As a fun fact, i just added that word to my computer’s dictionary. i hate those little read lines. Anyhow, a pervertable is something that was meant to be something else, but can be used as a toy. i have a gazillion tabs up of things, so i’m just going to make a list in groups of impact, clips and clamps, sensation, and other. i think this time i’ll even put up some pictures !!! : )

Impact Pervertables

  • “Spaghetti” Drumstick – The thread says that’s it’s a jazz drumstick, but google searches turned up nothing under this title, however, i managed to find a picture of drumsticks that the poster might’ve meant : ) Jazz Drumsticks
  • Crop – This can be bought at a sporting store in the horses section. i think it’s usually leather.
  • Wooden Hairbrush – i’m not quite sure how this one works. i guess if it worked with the bristles that would be quite painful, but i think i’ve seen pictures of  the back of the brush being the impact part.
  • Bamboo Canes – Supposed to be in craft shops, but i’ve never looked for them before.
  • Windshield Wiper Blades – i’m not sure how harsh they would or would not be, but it would be interesting !
  • Fake Swords – Not sure, again, how harsh this would be, but it’s the only category i think this can really fit into. i really wish i could ask the writer of this list what the heck he/she uses some of the stuff for.
  • Wooden Spoons – Supposedly pretty harsh. Some people remember their parents using one on them, but mine never did that to me.
  • Fiberglass Rod – i’m leery of anything with the word ‘glass’ in it being used for impact, but i’m going to guess that the author knows better than i do and post it here anyhow.
  • Dowel Rods – To make canes or spreader bars. That might actually be a really fun project.
  • Spatulas – That actually sounds like it might be a lot of fun. i’m starting to like the list person again.
  • Cutting board Paddles – i’ve actually heard this before as well. This can be picked up at the dollar store.
  • Rice Paddles – Kinda like a wooden spoon
  • Plastic Window Blind Closing Rods – i really like that idea. : )
  • Rug Beaters – Ouch ! i take that back, i don’t like the list person anymorerug beater
  • Billy Clubs – Seems a little too harsh !!
  • Drumsticks – Pretty cheap at a music store
  • Ping Pong Paddles – i have seen people cut designs into these to ‘brand’ their partner. Very very cute.
  • Dog Slicker Brushes – Ouch ! i’ve actually done this on my hand gently and it hurts ! In all honesty, it shouldn’t draw blood, though…
  • Leather Belts – i’m pretty curious about this. Seems like something that’d be my thing : )

Clips and Clamps

  • Clothespins – Definitely a great idea, and if someone is new to the clothespins, one can stretch them by tying them open with rubber bands or keeping them open on some old magazines. One of the sites says to keep it on magazines for like a week.
  • Rubber Bands – i’ve seen them tied around women’s nipples
  • Clips from the Beauty Supply – i can’t really name one, because there are tons : )
  • Clover Clamps – Apparently available in fabric stores. Neat : )
  • Clamps – There are lots of different types in lots of different stores
  • Snakebite Kit – Comes with something that’s supposed to suck the venom outta your body. When applied to the nipple, i think it would apply here.

Sensation

  • Ben Wa Balls
  • Feather Duster
  • Spiked Measuring and Cutting wheels – found in fabric stores : )
  • Electric Toothbrush
  • Ginger Root – i’m not really sure how this is used, but i know it feels odd. i read it somewhere, but i’m not sure where.
  • Basting brushes
  • Sandpaper
  • Loofahs
  • Cheese grater
  • Metal Banjo Picks
  • Stage Knives
  • Bamboo Skewers
  • Paraffin Candles – Bees Wax burns too hot
  • Mentholated Rubs

Other (Here we go…)

  • Heavy Duty Ropes – Climbing supply stores
  • Carabiners
  • Suspension harnesses
  • Halloween Costumes
  • Face Paint
  • Tape – for some sort of bondage, i think
  • Lots of foods
  • Bungee Cords
  • Leg irons  
  • Handcuffs
  • Thumb cuffs
  • Spare Handcuff keys
  • Quick-release snaps – i’ve seen some articles where the people swear by them, and others where they’re not mentioned. i think this is probably the safest way to do bondage, when there isn’t an easily released knot.
  • Pulleys
  • Collars
  • Leashes
  • Pet Bowls
  • Bells
  • Chains
  • Cages
  • Shock Collars
  • Shipping wrap
  • Chin-up bars
  • Jumping rope

That should be enough, right ? The links for the sites i looked at are below ! Whew, i’m sleepy now. Good night !

-s.

http://www.twistofwyrd.com/documents/pervertables.pdf

http://pheeds.com/info/guide/p/pe/pervertables.html

http://freddyandeddy.groupee.net/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/470100012/m/776104012/p/1

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